Seorang teman ngirim imel ke saja nanjain gimana sih rasanja hidoep di rig?
Itoe pertanjaan oelangan ke 1234 jang mesti saja djawab tiap kali saja bilang dimana tempat kerdja saja.
Dan pasti akan njamboeng lagi dengan pertanjaan klasik selandjoetnja - jang lebih berbaoe pernjataan - wah sepi ja terkoetjil begitoe?
Biar saja gak mesti ngoelangin tjerita jang sama oentoek ke 1235 kalinja, sekalian adja deh saja posting disini biar kalo ada jang nanja -nanja lagi saja tinggal bilang:
"Mo taoe? Boeka adja di www.sisi-lain.blogspot.com".
Jah ....... itoeng-itoeng promosi blog sendiri he he he.
Begini tjeritanja: (lho kok malah seperti kismis?)
Andjoengan lepas pantai alias Offshore Rig tempat saja mentjari sesoeap nasi ini milik Diamond Offshore Drilling Inc. Namanja Ocean Baroness - jang terdjemahan bebasnja berarti Ratoe Laoet Selatan :)
Masoek ke perairan Indonesia sedjak Maret 2003 setelah dikontrak oleh Unocal Indonesia.
Rig ini djenis semisubmersible. Pertama kali dibangoen di Norway tahoen 1973 - tjoekoep lawas - tapi karena tahoen 2001 kemaren di-upgrade lagi di Keppel FELS singapore walhasil djadinja toea-toea kedondong makin toea makin kintjlong.
Dimensinja 347 ft kali 337 ft kali 128 ft. Luas helipadnja 84 ft kali 84 ft.
Rig ini loemajan tjanggih, mampoe beroperasi di laoet dalam (tapi di tambaknja hadji Jasin pasti gak bisa) sampai kedalaman laoet 6000 feet atawa koerang lebih 2000 meter. Daja ngebornja sampai kedalaman 35000 kaki (Inoel pasti kalah). Rig ini adalah rig pentjari minjak. Boekan rig prodoeksi. Djadi toegasnja tjoema sampai menemoekan minjak kemoedian berpindah lagi ke lokasi lain.
Djoemlah Krew-nja bervariasi - tergantoeng lagi ngerdjain apa - tapi maksimal 140 orang.
Living Quarter, tempat kita tinggal ada tiga lantai. Lantai satoe setiap kamar empat bed ditempati oleh para Roustabout, jang bertoegas ngangkat-ngangkat barang - bisa ditebak - semoeanja orang Indonesia, Roughneck atau istilah lainnja Floorhand, jang bertoegas di tempat pengeboran - djoega orang kita semoea serta para Catering Crew.
Di lantai doea djadi tempat istirahat service company, peroesahaan pihak ketiga jang dikontrak oentoek membantoe proses pengeboran. Mereka adalah para engineer dari Schlumberger Anadrill, Dowell cementer, Oceaneering, MI, Geoprolog, Brandt, BJ tubular, Halliburton, Baker Hughes dan lain-lain. Separohnja Expatriat separoh lagi Indonesia.
Di lantai tiga - sekamar berdoea - tempat para krew Diamond Offshore dan Unocal. Bersebelahan kamar dengan saja - disisi kiri - adalah Unocal Drilling Foreman, jang djadi big boss disini. Karena operasi pengeboran ini dibiayai Unocal makanja dia diseboet djoega CompanyMan. Disisi kanan kamar saja adalah kamar OIM atau Offshore Instalation Manager, bos besarnja Diamond di sini. Ada lagi Rig Superintendent, Barge Master, Tool Pusher, Driller, Electrician, Mechanic Technician, Electronic Technician, Sub Sea Engineer, SafetyMan jang semoeanja dari Diamond, Djoega Night Companyman (kita kerdjanja nonstop siang-malam) dan Geologist dari Unocal. Hampir semoea penghoeni lantai tiga adalah expatriat ketjuali saja dan Liason Officer - wakil pemerintah Indonesia - perwira dari TNI AL jang bertoekar setiap 7 minggoe.
Karena Ocean Barones bekerdja dilaoet dalam, lokasi kita oemoemnja djaoeh dari pantai. Posisi sekarang perloe waktoe satoe djam naek chopper ataoe lima djam naek boat oentoek bisa ke sini. Djaoeh memang. Terpentjil!. Tapi sjoekoerlah tidak terkoetjil. Kita bisa tetap berhoeboengan dengan 'doenia loear' lewat telepon, internet. Barangkali kalo ada jang terasa hilang hanjalah si abang toekang koran jang nimpoek kita pake koran tiap hari. Dan pastinja toekang ketoprak jang tiap pagi rame ngetok-ngetok pantjinja di depan roemah.
Soal makanan - njeboet ketoprak langsoeng inget makanan - berlimpah roeah disini. Selaloe ada doea djenis, western food dan national food. Djadwal makan 4 kali sehari. Djam 5 sampai 7 pagi, 11 sampai 1 siang, 5 sampai 7 malam dan 11 sampai 1 dinihari. Diantaranja - djam 9-10 pagi, djam 3-4 sore, djam 9-10 malam dan djam 3-4 dinihari - diisi dengan coffee break. Djangan heran kalo tiap kali kesini berat badan saja nambah 3 kilo! Oentoengnja balik ke roemah - ketemoe ketoprak lagi - bisa toeroen 2-3 kilo :)
Hiboeran - biar gak bete - dikasih Indovision dan selaloe disuplai dengan pilem-pilem DVD terbaroe. Tapi karena beberapa krew soeka bawa pilem biroe akhirnja tetap adja bete alias birahi tinggi :p
(Oohh I Love the Blue of Indonesia he he he . . . . . )
Bete jang belakangan diseboet sebenarnja memang wadjar-wadjar sadja. Djadwal kerdja sebagian besar krew disini adalah 4-4. 4 minggoe di rig 4 minggoe off. Dan mereka semoeanja adalah pria dewasa normal.
Tinggal gimana penjelesaiannja.
Jang fisiologis dan religioes sih bisa dengan tjara berolah raga. Pihak Rig menjadari itoe dan memfasilitasi dengan satoe roeang fitness.
Tjara lain?
Tiap minggoe kita dapat stok saboen jang banjak he he he
Ini sih boeat mandi tapi kalo mo dipake lain ?
Seperti kata iklan:
Selandjoetnja terserah anda he he he.
Friday, January 30, 2004
WASPADALAH! WASPADALAH!
Refugee Camp Yamussoukro.
Abidjan,Cote d'Ivoire.
Dear Friend,
It's my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know you might be surprised on recieving this mail due to we have not met before. By brief introduction , I am ******, a citizen of Cote d'Ivoire and the only Son of late Dr. and Mrs. ***** ******.
My late parents were killed by the military rebels in my home town BOUAKE the second Economic Capital of Cote d'Ivoire during the recent political Crisis of 19th september 2002. My parents were wealthy Cocoa Merchants before they were brutally assasinated by these rebels.
Before their death in a private specialist hospital , my father secretly told me of the total amount of thiz fund which vault to sum of US$65 million dollars he deposited in one of the well known
security company here in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire to be transferred to any foriegn account of his business partnership for investment abroad in his proposed invest thiz, he wanted to established with the
assistance of a foreigner as co beneficiary to the fund.
My father also told me his intension to invest this money in any good investor or companies over sea like America, Europe or asia .
My Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance to stand as our Next of Kin and foreign partner to our late father and to act as guardian of the money and provide a bank account for the transfer of this fund
into your bank on our behalf for our future development.
I will be very gratefull if you will respond to this mail with urgency,your name, direct fax line and your phone line will also be highly needed for easy contact.
Sincerely
********
Oentoek jang pake djasa imel gratisan alias zonder bajar, saja jakin pernah dapat imel kaja gini.
Buat saja ini betoel-betoel mengganggoe!
Meski saja beloem tahoe modoes operandi apalagi jang mereka pake, tapi saja jakin ini salah satoe bentoek penipoean gaja baroe.
Kalo satoe orang djanda djenderal dari Afrika sono tiba-tiba ngirim imel kaja gini moengkin - kalo lagi goblok - saja bisa adja pertjaja, tapi saja dapat imel seperti ini lebih dari sepoeloeh kali! Gile nggak???
Kalo lagi gini gambaran jang pertama moentjoel di memori saja pastilah image seorang laki-laki kekar dengan badan bertato dibalik djerudji pendjara jang ngomong seperti ini:
"Ingat! Kedjahatan bisa terdjadi boekan hanja karena ada motif tapi djoega karena ada kesempatan!
Waspadalah! WASPADALAH!"
Abidjan,Cote d'Ivoire.
Dear Friend,
It's my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know you might be surprised on recieving this mail due to we have not met before. By brief introduction , I am ******, a citizen of Cote d'Ivoire and the only Son of late Dr. and Mrs. ***** ******.
My late parents were killed by the military rebels in my home town BOUAKE the second Economic Capital of Cote d'Ivoire during the recent political Crisis of 19th september 2002. My parents were wealthy Cocoa Merchants before they were brutally assasinated by these rebels.
Before their death in a private specialist hospital , my father secretly told me of the total amount of thiz fund which vault to sum of US$65 million dollars he deposited in one of the well known
security company here in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire to be transferred to any foriegn account of his business partnership for investment abroad in his proposed invest thiz, he wanted to established with the
assistance of a foreigner as co beneficiary to the fund.
My father also told me his intension to invest this money in any good investor or companies over sea like America, Europe or asia .
My Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance to stand as our Next of Kin and foreign partner to our late father and to act as guardian of the money and provide a bank account for the transfer of this fund
into your bank on our behalf for our future development.
I will be very gratefull if you will respond to this mail with urgency,your name, direct fax line and your phone line will also be highly needed for easy contact.
Sincerely
********
Oentoek jang pake djasa imel gratisan alias zonder bajar, saja jakin pernah dapat imel kaja gini.
Buat saja ini betoel-betoel mengganggoe!
Meski saja beloem tahoe modoes operandi apalagi jang mereka pake, tapi saja jakin ini salah satoe bentoek penipoean gaja baroe.
Kalo satoe orang djanda djenderal dari Afrika sono tiba-tiba ngirim imel kaja gini moengkin - kalo lagi goblok - saja bisa adja pertjaja, tapi saja dapat imel seperti ini lebih dari sepoeloeh kali! Gile nggak???
Kalo lagi gini gambaran jang pertama moentjoel di memori saja pastilah image seorang laki-laki kekar dengan badan bertato dibalik djerudji pendjara jang ngomong seperti ini:
"Ingat! Kedjahatan bisa terdjadi boekan hanja karena ada motif tapi djoega karena ada kesempatan!
Waspadalah! WASPADALAH!"
Thursday, January 29, 2004
Koelihat Kaoe Pagi Ini
Koelihat kaoe pagi ini
Dibaloet daster kembang-kembang
Ada lelah di wadjahmoe
Dan rona merah di poetih matamoe
Namoen senjum itoe tetap membajang
Saat kaoe bangkit mengganti popok jang kembali basah
Laloe ketika matamoe menatap matakoe
yang lengket dengan toempoekan belek
sisa tidoer poelas semalam
Senjoem itoe mengembang mendjadi mawar
Wanginja merasoek dalam setiap lekoek benakkoe
Mengalir deras di pemboeloeh darahkoe
Seketika soekmakoe mendjerit
Ditoesoek doeri rasa bersalahkoe
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
HITAM
Malam laroet dalam sepi
Hanja temaram lajar mesin pintar
jang berpendar memberi warna
mengisi sisi gelap reloeng kamarkoe
Kelam itoe memagoet lagi
Mengalir pelan laksana tetes demi tetes tjairan merah kehidoepan
jang menggenang di lantai noerani
perlahan
tapi pasti merenggoet sadarkoe
ada Gordon Summer bersenandoeng resah
"I'm an allien!I am a legal allien!"
lantas akoepoen merasa begitoe terasing
ada Chuck Norris jang mengamoek di HBO
mengoembar boetir peloeroe, dendam dan amarah
merah darah dimana-mana
ada akoe jang dipakoe hening disini
sendiri
gelap
dan bersimbah darah
laloe silet itoe terlepas dari genggamkoe
semoeanja beroebah hitam
Hanja temaram lajar mesin pintar
jang berpendar memberi warna
mengisi sisi gelap reloeng kamarkoe
Kelam itoe memagoet lagi
Mengalir pelan laksana tetes demi tetes tjairan merah kehidoepan
jang menggenang di lantai noerani
perlahan
tapi pasti merenggoet sadarkoe
ada Gordon Summer bersenandoeng resah
"I'm an allien!I am a legal allien!"
lantas akoepoen merasa begitoe terasing
ada Chuck Norris jang mengamoek di HBO
mengoembar boetir peloeroe, dendam dan amarah
merah darah dimana-mana
ada akoe jang dipakoe hening disini
sendiri
gelap
dan bersimbah darah
laloe silet itoe terlepas dari genggamkoe
semoeanja beroebah hitam
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
PEACEBLOGS & DJALAN SETAPAK MENOEDJOE NIRVANA
Tengah asjik mengoetak-atik weblog, babeh satoe ini datang menjapa. Menebar wangi persahabatan.
Koendjoengan balik poen spontan ditempoeh.
Perdjalanan menoedjoe doenia lain jang sangat menarik, melewati djalan setapak menoedjoe nirvana.
Oentoek sampai di titian alam.
Dan menemoekan sepasang sandal djepit :p
Jang tergeletak pasrah di gerbang perkenalan.
"...... bakalan berharga sekali idup gw kalo sampe kenal elo"
Begitoe toelisnja di situ.
Ahh, boekannja doenia kita jang djadi lebih berwarna setelah kenal dengan babeh?
Masih dari sitoe, saja menemoekan .
"Peaceblogs.org is a site devoted to making connections between bloggers who oppose the war against Iraq. Regardless of your ideology or political affiliation, your nation of origin, or the size or scope of your site, if you oppose the war and use your weblog to express that opposition, your site is welcome among our listings.
There is, they say, strength in numbers. We who oppose the war are many. Together our voices will be heard"
Perang Irak memang officially over, tapi hawa invasi, ketidakadilan dan baoe amis darah masih keras tertjioem disana, beloem lagi di belahan boemi jang lain.
Bersama dengan 1619 blogger dari 61 negara, sajapoen serta merta bergaboeng.
Boekan karena ikoet-ikoetan.
Sama sekali tidak!
Tapi karena saja pertjaja - apapoen alasannja - kekerasan apalagi pemboenoehan dan perang tidak akan pernah bisa memboeat doenia ini lebih baik.
Boekan begitoe?
Koendjoengan balik poen spontan ditempoeh.
Perdjalanan menoedjoe doenia lain jang sangat menarik, melewati djalan setapak menoedjoe nirvana.
Oentoek sampai di titian alam.
Dan menemoekan sepasang sandal djepit :p
Jang tergeletak pasrah di gerbang perkenalan.
"...... bakalan berharga sekali idup gw kalo sampe kenal elo"
Begitoe toelisnja di situ.
Ahh, boekannja doenia kita jang djadi lebih berwarna setelah kenal dengan babeh?
Masih dari sitoe, saja menemoekan .
"Peaceblogs.org is a site devoted to making connections between bloggers who oppose the war against Iraq. Regardless of your ideology or political affiliation, your nation of origin, or the size or scope of your site, if you oppose the war and use your weblog to express that opposition, your site is welcome among our listings.
There is, they say, strength in numbers. We who oppose the war are many. Together our voices will be heard"
Perang Irak memang officially over, tapi hawa invasi, ketidakadilan dan baoe amis darah masih keras tertjioem disana, beloem lagi di belahan boemi jang lain.
Bersama dengan 1619 blogger dari 61 negara, sajapoen serta merta bergaboeng.
Boekan karena ikoet-ikoetan.
Sama sekali tidak!
Tapi karena saja pertjaja - apapoen alasannja - kekerasan apalagi pemboenoehan dan perang tidak akan pernah bisa memboeat doenia ini lebih baik.
Boekan begitoe?
SISI LAIN = MY DARK SIDE?
NO !!!!! Absolutely Not!
Kemaren di sini - karena blog ini beloem poenja taggie - seorang sahabat bertanja seperti itoe.
Masoek ke sisi-LAIN seorang fahrie - katanja - jang terasa adalah kekosongan dan kesepian jang teramat sangat.
Is that true?
Djawabannja pasti tidak!
My world is not that dark, Thank GOD!.
Maybe it's just a small part of me.
Bagian ketjil jang kebetoelan nongol lebih doeloe di lembar-lembar awal blog ini.
Tapi pertjajalah
The more you read this blog, the more you'll find out
that I'm just a happy, peaceful, and loving :p human being
With tiny portion of dark side
Kemaren di sini - karena blog ini beloem poenja taggie - seorang sahabat bertanja seperti itoe.
Masoek ke sisi-LAIN seorang fahrie - katanja - jang terasa adalah kekosongan dan kesepian jang teramat sangat.
Is that true?
Djawabannja pasti tidak!
My world is not that dark, Thank GOD!.
Maybe it's just a small part of me.
Bagian ketjil jang kebetoelan nongol lebih doeloe di lembar-lembar awal blog ini.
Tapi pertjajalah
The more you read this blog, the more you'll find out
that I'm just a happy, peaceful, and loving :p human being
With tiny portion of dark side
Monday, January 05, 2004
The father came back from the funeral rites.
His boy of seven stood at the window,
with eyes wide open and a golden amulet hanging from his neck,
full of thoughts too difficult for his age.
His father took him in his arms and the boy asked him, "Where is mother?"
"In heaven," answered his father, pointing to the sky.
At night the father groaned in slumber, weary with grief.
A lamp dimly burned near the bedroom door, and a lizard chased moths on the wall.
The boy woke up from sleep, felt with his hands the emptiness in the bed,
and stole out to the open terrace.
The boy raised his eyes to the sky and long gazed in silence.
His bewildered mind sent abroad into the night the question, "Where is heaven?"
No answer came:
and the stars seemed like the burning tears of that ignorant darkness.
(Rabindranath Tagore - Fugitive II-21)
His boy of seven stood at the window,
with eyes wide open and a golden amulet hanging from his neck,
full of thoughts too difficult for his age.
His father took him in his arms and the boy asked him, "Where is mother?"
"In heaven," answered his father, pointing to the sky.
At night the father groaned in slumber, weary with grief.
A lamp dimly burned near the bedroom door, and a lizard chased moths on the wall.
The boy woke up from sleep, felt with his hands the emptiness in the bed,
and stole out to the open terrace.
The boy raised his eyes to the sky and long gazed in silence.
His bewildered mind sent abroad into the night the question, "Where is heaven?"
No answer came:
and the stars seemed like the burning tears of that ignorant darkness.
(Rabindranath Tagore - Fugitive II-21)
"My songs are like bees; they follow through the air some fragrant
trace-some memory-of you,
to hum around your shyness
eager for its hidden store.
When the freshness of dawn droops in the sun,
when in the noon the air hangs low with heaviness and the forest is silent
my song return home
their languid wings dusted with gold."
(Rabindranath Tagore)
trace-some memory-of you,
to hum around your shyness
eager for its hidden store.
When the freshness of dawn droops in the sun,
when in the noon the air hangs low with heaviness and the forest is silent
my song return home
their languid wings dusted with gold."
(Rabindranath Tagore)
the OTHER SIDE
'forget about your foolish pride
take me to the OTHER SIDE'
(Aerosmith - The Other Side)
take me to the OTHER SIDE'
(Aerosmith - The Other Side)
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